what is this I don't even

fully understand why we're here. And when I say 'we' I mean us as a collective species. New to the whole blogging thing so I don't really know where to start. Maybe this will just end with me typing whatever crosses my mind. Who cares even? This is all just dribble that spews from the many cracks and holes that comprise the internet. Oh what's that? You wanted to see a picture of an eagle Grandma? Well too bad, you get images of Britney Spears pregnant naked in the spread eagle position. Did Grandma want that image in her head? No, but she opened the hatch to the internet when she pressed enter. The rights she possessed before as a human being instantly vanished the instant she hit enter on that Google search. So shut the fuck up, Grandma. Nobody gives a fuck if you saw Britney Spears naked and you find that offensive. We all saw it.